You get access to my brain—but only the textable part.

No calls. No Zooms. No “quick 15s.” Just one sacred agreement:
You text. I respond. Eventually.

For $500/month, you get:
The illusion of having an ops guy on speed dial
Random bursts of ops genius
Unfiltered takes, a wee bit of sarcasm
No small talk, no pleasantries, just solutions (and vibes)
Occasional voice notes

You're not paying for time. You’re paying for access to a mind that has billed more per hour than your whole tech stack combined. Seriously, look at what others are happily willing to pay.
 
It’s like having a COO in your pocket—if your COO also had boundaries.